Panicked Scribblings on the Wall

Just drank three shots of Johnnie Walker Black straight from the bottle. I am teh #classy

in Venice kicking it with friends before going back to work tomorrow

Spinning plates

I would totally volunteer to go to the Gulf Coast and clean up rocks or animals, but they are probably going to get flooded with people

Charlie Crist should join the “Connecticut for Joe Lieberman” Party.

Strange morning, and now work.

Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked. Money don’t grow on trees

I found a piece of old wood while jogging in Burbank this morning. So this means Noah’s Ark landed in Burbank. Obviously. Like DUH!

I was a teenage anarchist but the politics were too convenient

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